Rockies place their faith in god.

Could there be anything more pathetic?

The role of religion within the Rockies’ organization first entered the public sphere in May 2006, when an article published in USA Today described the organization as adhering to a “Christian-based code of conduct” and the clubhouse as a place where Bibles were read and men’s magazines, like Maxim or Playboy, were banned.

I read that article, and I gotta say, I found it pretty damn creepy.

I guess the Sox fans prayed harder, huh?