I don't know whether to laugh or what!
It goes something like this:
Hello. My name is Betty Stubbs, and I live in Wooster, and I've been reading in Psalm 37, Verse 10 where it says 'The wicked woman shall be no more.'" Have a good day.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I checked Psalm 37:10 and it doesn't exactly say that, but I guess that is the gist.
If I was more paranoid, I suppose I could consider this a threat.
Should I *69 this person? I mean, where do they get off?
I did it! She's some kind of nutcase minister. I asked her how I was supposed to interpret her message? How does she define the wicked? She like, I just go by what's in the scriptures, and I thought this would be good news. I pointed out that I didn't believe in her scriptures (which sorta means I'm classed among the wicked). She's like, I didn't mean to offend anyone. I asked her to stop calling my number and leaving Bible verses.
I feel so empowered!