My mom asked me if I wanted to do a speech at the reception... I'm like, you can't give me 18 hours notice, not when I'm this tired, and expect me to come up with something touching and not sarcastic or snarky. I need at least a month (well, maybe a week, but still...) tomorrow is no good.
And now for the bible commentary.
How do you define holiness? I find myself asking the same question Socrates once asked in Plato's dialogues. How is it that a god who commits mass murder and genocide can be considered holy? Indeed, gloriously holy?
What does it mean to be redeemed before there was a redeemer?
You can only collect manna for six days. If you save it during the week, it rots and gets wormy. But if you collect it on the sixth day and save it, you can still eat it the next day. Don't you think that would freak you out? And you have to do this for 40 years? Does anything in the real world work that way? If there was such a thing, then sure, I'd believe in keeping the Sabbath, 'cause that would be pretty damn weird.
Why is Moses upset when the Israelites are dying of thirst and are upset with him because they want to know where to get the water they need to survive? Isn't it logical to be concerned in such circumstances?
It's convenient isn't if there is a war between Joshua and Ammonick(sp?), and then you take away his memory of the event, you can claim anything about the event that you want. Tell Joshua that he won, and he won, never mind the facts. How can we be expected to believe this?
This is a really benevolent god, I must say. I mean, really and truly merciful. After all, it's so merciful and benevolent to visit the iniquities of the father upon the son and unto the third and fourth generations. Nothing is as fair and just as being punished for something you didn't do.
Exactly why is it that the Israelites can't see god without dying? But Moses can? Does it have something to with that whole apple thing?
I notice that a lot of the Hebrew men don't marry Hebrew wives. According to the modern tradition, it's the Jewish mother than makes someone Jewish. So the children of Moses (who married outside his people) aren't Jewish?
If a man servant marries a woman servant, but they have no kids, then the woman gets to leave with the husband when he's freed. But if they have kids, both the wife and the children have to stay with the master. What's fair about that?
Cursing and stealing are both worth the death penalty?
If a woman is pregnant and she loses the baby due to the act of someone else, it's the husband of the woman that get to determine what the penalty will be. Yeah, I'm sure all doctors who perform abortions will love to live by that one.
If an oxen gores a man, the oxen will get stoned to death... are you kidding me?
Other than the absurdity of some of these rules, listening to Exodus is a lot like reading the Ohio Revised Code.... it's incredibly boring! And the specifics are kinda ridiculous. Don't they understand the idea of generalization? I take it back, it's more like a Student Code of Conduct, where all the bizarre rules are there because someone actually didn't something that absurd.
More death penalties... witches, lying and worshiping another god. So no lying under any circumstances because god will reject you if you do (so much for most of the Christian Right's hope of getting into heaven), and no receiving gifts. Wow, what a life. And they think atheists have nothing to live for.
You don't hear a lot about that be kind to strangers thing in Exodus.
The Israelites are supposed to have from the Red Sea to the river... the Euphrates River?
They are driving out the peoples before them... so the early European settlers in North America took their cue from here?
One of the things that has always turned me off to a lot of ancient religions, like the Romans, and the Old Testament, is all the blood sacrifice. It's not a little used as a token, but the altars are steeped in it there is so much of it.
So they wait at the base of the mountain for six days, and then a cloud came and no one could see it anymore. And then Moses went up and stayed for 40 days (there is that number 40 again... what is the significance?). But isn't 40 days enough time to carve his own damn tablets, even without a god?
From a functional standpoint from worshiping a gold arc and its altar, vs. worshiping a gold, lamb, let's say, representing the "lamb of god"? (Yeah, I know it was a calf in the story, but I'm trying to make a point here.) Aren't they both worshiping objects?
I don't really think of god as an interior decorator, but he certainly is picky.
I don't see the point of the burnt offerings. What exactly does god get out of it? A savory scent??
When Jews move out into the solar system, into the galaxy, since they aren't allowed to offer god "strange" animals or "strange" incense as a sacrifice, they will have to take Earth animals with them... no offering up aliens as a sacrifice, or even alien smells. If god created everything though, what qualifies as "strange"?
Holy oil, holy perfume... why does this sound so much like toiletries? Are toiletries holy?
Aaron is supposed to be the high priest, basically. But while Moses is up in the mountains it's he who loses faith and builds the golden calf. And then strip down and dance it naked. He's supposed to be Moses' righthand man, and yet, he's aiding and abetting their falling away from god. Without apparent resistance. One thing you can say about the Book of Mormon is that someone resisted. So why is he high priest? Isn't there anyone who is a better holdout? Very smart. Once again, weakness. But if Aaron is encouraging them, why is Moses upset with them and not just pissed at Aaron?
God repented? Can god repent?
Why would god care if the Israelites are wearing ornaments and how would that help him decide what to do with them? How are the two related? Did I miss a passage where god said that ornaments were a bad thing?
God will be merciful to whom he will be merciful to. Oh, so there is no criteria? It's random? It sounds random, and capricious. Let's flip a coin.
And the lord who's name is jealous is a jealous god? Is that a misreading or what?
It's an interesting anthropological question, how did Hebrew monotheism arise? It's so different than other polytheistic religions? Where did it come from? Was he one of many? Or what?
This section about Moses' shining face, for some reason the image that comes to mind is one of those plastic Santa Claus things you see at Christmas, where you can put a light on the inside and the whole thing glows.
Exactly how can anyone be wise-hearted?
How are the 12 stones they talk about in the rainment related to the 12 tribes of Israel? Names in Hebrew?
Only the descendants of Aaron can be priests?
So the priests can't eat yeast or honey or... anything else that is banned in the offerings like the fat because they burn part and eat the rest... or is that only the offerings themselves, but they can if they get it from another source? Are they supposed to subsist on these offerings?
And what is a bullock? A male calf? (ah, Wikipedia says it's a castrated bull)
Unclean creaping things?
Gonna stop here at Chapter 7 in Leviticus. Not much interesting going on yet. I should be able to get through at least the rest of Leviticus before I get back home.